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fix your own freeway {5.15.02}
ever confused about which freeway to get on? troubled with those sneaky left-lane turn-offs? well, now you can just fix it yourself. with this easy step-by-step video, you'll learn how to find matching colors to freeway signs, put up your own freeway sign, and get away with it scott free! order today!
the pink dot {5.14.02}
Ozzy Osbourne's teenaged daughter has made a cover of Papa Don't Preach , Madonna's 1986 hit, with member's of incubus...does this sound stupid to anybody else? but, kelly says SHE didn't pick the song...mommy did. mom's a great manager...she's even setting up franchise's...		 No George Clooney
52 cadavers agree, i'm great in the sack
"everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten"

mightygirl {5.13.02}
i am in love. this girl is throughly amazing. why are there not more women like this on the planet. yes, yes, im throwing the age old line back at women. they say we men are pigs and there are only a few "good guys" left, or around. what about women? do they not have to attone for their own evils. when i take a girl out, i dont mind paying for things. but when a girl only brings her ID out on a date it says to me, "im definitely going to drink, and you're buying." what a crock...
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how to give your own frontal lobotomy {5.10.02}
you will need:
* a corkscrew
* a mirror
* a turkey baster
* a towel or moist towelette
* a sharpie(r) marker
* a map of the human brain
* a band-aid

1)using the map and mirror, locate the general area of your own fronatl lobe. mark on skull with sharpie(r).
2)take the corkscrew, and screw into marked area. use towel or towelette to sop up blood.
3)after penetration into the frontal cavity, remove corkscrew and insert turkey baster. remove frontal lobe.
BE CAREFULL AND REMOVE ONLY THE FRONTAL LOBE
4)remove the baster and apply band-aid.
5)enjoy life as a vegtable. never again be bothered to get up before using the restroom. my advice, use money from 401K to but stock in Depends(r)

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...one man out...